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The Horrible Voice Witch (Queen Beef Mix)

from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner! by Negative Øhio

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[Intro]
Eeehehehehehe!

[Verse]
They call me the horrible voice witch
‘Cause my voice gives chills to them all
They don’t know I’m actually a nice witch
‘Cause they always hang up when I call

I try to give cookies to the children
They run away in fear instead
Claiming that I’m trying to eat them
And that my baked goods are made from human remains

I ask if I can join the karaoke club
Instead of microphones they bring a torch
When I drink wine they think I’m a vampire
Crosses and garlic they all toss

When I dust off my back porch
They cover their chimneys with spikes
Even when I feed my tiny cat
They demand me to take a hike

[Chorus]
Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

[Breakdown]
You know what? No more misses nice witch
I’m gonna curse you all…out!

Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

I’ll tell you where to shove that fucking lighter fluid

Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!
Up yours!

You judgemental goddamn horse cocks, can’t you all just fucking

Piss off!
Piss off!
Piss off!
Piss off!

Oh I'm sorry, am I being rude?
Then stop fucking try to light me on fire!

Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!
Shit fuck!

Close-minded fuckers gonna go to Hell!

[Chorus]
Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

Don’t call me bitch
I’m just a nice witch
But now I’m pissed
Because of your horseshit

[Outro]
Fuck!

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from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner!, released September 23, 2022
Conjured by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

Samples our own songs "Transgender Lucifer", "There Are No Oceans in Ohio" and "The BMI Bandit vs. The Yoga Warrior for Omnivore of the Year".

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