Metal is Girly and Gay (And That’s Okay)

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1.	There Are No Oceans In Ohio [Fersk Fesk Mix] 04:23	lyrics
[Hook] There's no oceans in Ohio So I'mma go and surf in Idaho Catch the waves in Arizona Hang ten in Iowa [Interlude 1] Then I'll catch a cab to Austria Where they have the biggest waves Or is that Switzerland? Oh well, who gives a shit? From Slovakia to Moldova I'm gonna surf 'em all! Fuck yeah! [Interlude 2] You know I could really use a good surf in Belarus right now Serbia, Chad, or even going to... [Interlude 3] Urghhhhhhh YAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [Interlude 4] Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey ...Hey (hey?) hey (heeeey!) Heeeey, hey, hey hey!? What's going on!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?!?
2.	Someone Was Wrong On the Internet, and I Need to Prove Them Right 03:00
3.	Alvin Dies Of Neurotoxin While An Onlooker Stares Into the Abyss, Before the Abyss Stares Back 03:24
4.	Lavender Is Known for Its Relaxing Qualities 03:55	lyrics
VERSE 1 You are at the beach, relaxing on a warm, summer day The sun is shining bright, and a light breeze covers you Keeping you cool on this hot, summer day On the horizon you see the sea; vast, blue and beautiful You watch as the tide gently brushes up against the shore And the waves in the distance give a spectacular view With a cool drink in your hands, you enjoy the comfort of your chair The shade blankets you, keeping you nice and comfortable You take a sip of your drink, cool and refreshing The nearby lavender field gives off a lovely fragrance The smell takes you back to a time when there was no worry Where you could relax and enjoy all the small things in life You are relaxed VERS 2 Tenk deg at du er på en øy langt, langt borte Det er en sval bris som blåser inn mellom palmetrærne, mens solen sakte går ned i horisonten Du går ned til den varme sanden og puster inn den friske sjøluften På stranden står det en behagelig strandstol under en flott ny parasoll Ved stolen er det et bord med et glass fylt til randen med din yndlingsdrink Du setter deg ned og tar en deilig slurk av drinken Du ser utover havet, der solen speiler seg vakkert i bølgene Nesten som en dans av lys og farger Sjøbrisen rundt deg bringer med seg alle slags deilige dufter fra naturen rundt deg Lukten av lavendel blomster svever rundt deg mens du lener deg bak og nyter tilværelsen Det finnes ikke en eneste bekymring i verden Den eneste tanken i hodet ditt er hvor deilig dette øyeblikket er Du kan endelig bare slappe av
5.	The Great Fiskelefse Mystery (ft. May S.) [Album Mix] 03:58		buy track
6.	From Monopoly to the Grave 02:50
7.	The BMI Bandit vs. The Yoga Warrior for Omnivore of the Year 04:29	lyrics
[Interlude 1] Exercising is for losers For losers Exercising is for losers For losers Don't exercise [Interlude 2] The mind is more important than the body The body is finite The mind is infinite Coughing up a hairball in a very Metal way [Interlude 3] There are many other things you can do other than exercising You can read a book Watch a film Play a game Could spend some time with your friends Or do something that will matter in the end [Outro] Yah! You can't bench-press your way into happiness!
8.	In This House of Worship, No One Leaves Hungry 03:51
9.	A Trip In the Abysses 07:06
10.	Child Murderer! (I Always Knew It Would Come To This) 03:18	lyrics
[Hook] The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there The killer is out there
11.	The Toy That Protects American Oil Interests Overseas 03:38
12.	Don’t Wipe Your Ass With Oil 04:27
13.	There Are No Oceans In Ohio [Svart Hav Remix] 04:09

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More info: negative-ohio.fandom.com/wiki/Metal_Is_Girly_And_Gay_(And_That%27s_Okay)

A collection of our songs so far, with evened out volume levels and slightly more distortion here and there.

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released November 7, 2019

Most instruments, vocals, compositions, production and visual design by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

Didgeridoo performed by May S. (track 5)

Ocean sample courtesy of freesfx.co.uk (track 1 and 13)

Songs sampled are either in the public domain or is owned by one of us.

Special thanks to May S., Strangerous, NXP, MCSMeister, Fenrik U. Synlig, Peacock Roy, Jaxon, and the rest of our friends and family.

Physical release on Dirt Records.

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