Real Rockers Wear G-Strings

by Negative Øhio

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1.	Real Rockers Wear G-Strings [Full Mix] 04:20	lyrics	buy track
CLEAN: [Jazzhole] No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong! You're playing so fast and playing so many notes It's about the notes you don't play, mmmmm! [A tiny fox] Miles Davis is Nu-Metal! [Jazzhole] I believe Buddy Rich would have been a better drummer if he played LESS notes, mmmmm! The only real band in the world is Toto Have you not heard 'Africa'? It's the best song, because its literally the only song I know Mmmmm, you have distortion on your guitar? What are you, a neanderthal? Mmmmm! As a drum instructor, I mainly listen to the music for the vocals I prefer Phil Collins solo, 'cause its the only thing that calms me down after I murder someone... The Oscars failed us by not saving Jazz, mmmmm! Ryan Gosling is my waifu ^^ [A tiny fox] I just wanna bang on teh drums All day and all night Just like my hero, Willie Nelson Who is Nu-Metal Yes. [Bubba Billy-Bob] I preferred Johnny Cash when he was true Country Not this God damn hippie, dippie, Rock 'n Roll bullshit! [satans_hestkuk69] Anything with a breakdown ain't real Metal, damn it! Looking at you, Black Sabbath! [Jazzhole, but wearing thick rimmed glasses and a fedora] The lo-fi production really makes the song's message Of "boy wants to fuck girl" sound so much more mature So sophisticated I feel Trap production reached its peak with Ariana Grande, mmmmm! [Jazzhole vanilla] Jazz Fusion? More like jazz losin', am I right? (Disgustingly smug laughter) Bebop is the actual bop, it slaps! [A tiny fox] (Scatting) RAAAAWRG! Cough excuse me... [Jazzhole pretending to be older than actual age] Chicago only gets better with age The less notes you play, the better you are Unless you're a Rock musician, yuck! Millennials ruined real music Like Starland Vocal Band [Bubba Billy-Bob] Lil' Nas X ruined Country! We need to bring back real Country, like Georgia Florida Line! [satans_hestkuk69] Everything I don't like is Nu-Metal, therefor bad! [A tiny fox] Everything I like is Nu-Metal, therefor good! [Jazzhole] Genres are so important, so I can avoid music like: Scenecore, and Posercore, and Millennialcore [satans_hestkuk69] I used to listen to Mayhem But then I saw they had a shirt at Hot Topic Now I can't listen to them anymore... [Jazzhole wearing a Morrissey shirt] It's not that I'm racist! It's that I prefer Blue-Eyed Soul over the regular Soul [satans_hestkuk69 ironically also wearing a Morrissey shirt] It's not real Metal if girls and gays like it! [satans_hestkuk69's dad, Bubba Billy-Bob wearing a Ted Nugent shirt] A relatable macho image is more important than the music! [A tiny concerned fox] 'The fuck are you guys on about!? ____________________________________________________ GROWL: The sentence "this is satire" repeated over and over again in different languages and dialects
2.	Real Rockers Wear G-Strings [Instrumental] 04:20	info	buy track
3.	Real Rockers Wear G-Strings [Bebop Mix] 04:20	info	buy track
4.	Real Rockers Wear G-Strings [Club Mix] 04:20	info	buy track

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Introducing the Negative Øhio extended universe; with an array of wacky iconic characters, that may or may not get their own songs!

...Also satire!

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Electronic saxophone
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released November 20, 2019

Horrific ear torture by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

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