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Interlude
00:10
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Are you ready?
Yaaaaaaaaay.
Let's go everybody! Yeah...
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[Samples]
Mr. Honeywell, my father has the craziest phobia about me eating their clients!
Oh I knew it! It'll be a homicide!
Betty, call up the deluxe catering service! Tell 'em I want dinner for three in my apartment tonight. Have a man come over with the menu. (Right away, Mr. Honeywell)
Oh I have an idea! All thick and creamy and seasoned just right! (Love it!)
Roasted a golden brown and set with oyster dressing (mmm, sounds wonderful!)
Then that's what I'm gonna fix for you tonight at Mr. Honeywell's apartment. See you then!
He's liable to lose his life unless he gets his junk out of here (Feed me!)
And have we got a wonderful dinner waiting for you! (Feed me!)
I'm drooling, gimme that ladle (I haven't finished yet)
I said give it to me! Mmm, I can hardly wait!
*gurgling blood*
*sounds of clients being dismembered*
Oh my god!
Mmm!
By the way, we have decided to make it a little surprise for her father, so don't say anything when you eat all of that...
Freddie, we'll make this the perfect dinner!
I know what we'll do!
*sounds of clients being dismembered*
Mmm!
You have to admit, I cooked up a wonderful new meal for you!
I'll say you did, you almost sent us up in smoke!
Feed me!
I knew it, here comes trouble
She came out and shot me right in the eye!
I know just what you mean, I shot one of their salesmen myself the other night!
*sound of clients being dismembered*
Mmm!
A policeman!
Oh no! I'll get them out of here if they have to jump out of windows!
*Machine gun fire*
You would unpopulate the whole skid row! Well, you can forget about it!
Outch, my head! Ow! Am I hurt much?
Umm you're perfectly alright, your eye's getting black tho
Feed me!
Oh I knew it! It'll be a homicide!
It can't be true... now I know what your poor father is going through...
Oh, I was only trying to help, everybody! (To what, a hospital?)
You're nothing but a big stuffed shirt with a BB calendar for a heart!
That's alright. Dad, I'm so mad I could fight every man in this room!
The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire-poker used on him...
Feed me!
Every time something goes wrong with one of their deals they always blame me!
Drugs, drugs, drugs
I sold pot without a license to a policeman!
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Transgender Lucifer
04:31
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[Hook]
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
Gooooooooo!
[Verse 1A]
Adam was assigned androgynous at birth
Both Adam and Eve transitioned from their original form
The parents of humanity were the first trans people
We’re not abominations, we’re as blessed as you are
Uuuuurgh!
[Verse 1B]
If you think we’re devils, then welcome to Hell
Because if so you’re all demon spawn as well
If God is real and God loves all
Then your hatred will be your downfall
God would want Their children to prosper
But in Their name you take away our needs
You use edits to rewrite the scripture
To justify your sick, blind hatred
[Comb & Paper Solo]
God created trans people
Deal with it!
[Blasting]
AHHHHHHHH!!!
[Verse 2]
If God’s not your thing, or if science is your game
Then we’ve got news for you, too
It’s been proven we all have the same hormones
And that “male” or “female” are not the only options
There are plenty of people who fall under neither
And your chromosomes do not decide your privates
Scientifically speaking all our brains are similar
So use yours, and finally graduate 3rd grade biology
[Bridge & Ukulele Solo]
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
Science confirms the existence of trans people
Deal with it!
[Outro]
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist
The only true evil is your own prejudice
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[Spoken Word]
One day you're an idol, someone they all admire
The next, you're telling them all their identities don't matter
And that they're dangerous for simply existing
It happens all the time
Someone we admire
Someone who we are convinced would stand with us
Will instead try to please fascists and bigots
Who probably don't even like their work
But will jump at the opportunity to ridicule those in need
Those who have always been pushed around,
Told that their identities don't matter
And that they're dangerous for simply existing
[Sample]
The next tragedy may be that of your daughter
Or your son
Or yours
Or yours
Or yours
[Bass Solo]
[Sample]
Yes
[Spoken Word]
You say you're awake
But we can't wake your ass in Hollywood
We can't wake your ass in broadcasting
We can't wake your ass from that writing desk
We can't wake your fucking ass in Hollywood
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
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[Hook 1]
There is a crisis on an overpopulated earth
No more resources to accommodate new births
So let’s open a wormhole to an alternate timeline
With much less pollution, everything will be sublime
Oh wait, we didn’t think of our alternate selves
They can’t make room for all of us, man this is hell
So we went back and built a laser gun to colonize shit
Time to wage interdimensional war, when the beat hits
Are you ready to fight yourself!?
[Solo 1]
[Hook 2]
We need to justify this slaughter, umm let’s see
Their way of life is different even though they are you and me
Wait, this is a thin excuse, and karma’s a bitch
If we want ourselves to live, we need to die in a ditch
This confusing violent mess is our only solution
Making environmental progress is just way too hard
Let’s just pump out more old guns and lots of pollution
We don’t need no rhyme or reason, whatever we do is smart
Are you ready to murder yourself!?
[Solo 2]
[Hook 3]
Oh my God, what have we done?
This is going awful for everyone
Our seed of destruction has been sown
Hindsight is so hard, how could we have known?
We shouldn’t fight ourselves, time to put down our arms
Make up for misdeeds and try to mend our harms
Let’s not only care about the folks from our timeline
Love yourself on the other side, and then it will be sublime
Can you love yourself!?
[Solo 3]
[Breakdown]
Prevent overpopulation by fucking yourself
Go help save the world by banging yourself
Interdimensional fucking with you and yourself
Nothing beats the feeling of screwing yourself
Love yourself
Fuck yourself
Love yourself
Fuck yourself
Save yourself
Fuck yourself
Save yourself
Fuck yourself
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Like the flowers bloom
Our diamonds shine like the midday sun
I roam the streets of evening New York
Looking for a little dancing and fun
Oooooh!
Like a new knitted sweater, nothing could be better
Than dancing the swing with you
But I must decline
Because of the enema nosebleed running down my shoe
Blood on my shoe
Blood on my shoe
Blood on my shoe
Blood on my shoe
Intestinal bleeding, defecation of vital liquids
Nose pours crimson down upon the colonoscopy tubes
Noooooooooo!
Gastronomical disaster, stomach contents spew through nostrils
Foul fucking wreck, dying covered in bile
Sinuses moist with blood (moist)
Blood, yummy yummy, blood
Makes me feel so good when I'm dancing in it
Take a sip and bite your lip
Drink it all up until you’re out of veins
[A tiny fox]
Holy shiet, that was so hevy!
Is that nu metal?
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[Jazzhole]
No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
You're playing so fast and playing so many notes
It's about the notes you *don't* play, mmmmm!
[A tiny fox]
Miles Davis is Nu-Metal!
[Jazzhole]
I believe Buddy Rich would have been a better drummer if he played LESS notes, mmmmm!
The only *real* band in the world is Toto
Have you not heard 'Africa'?
It's the best song, because its literally the only song I know
Mmmmm, you have distortion on your guitar?
What are you, a neanderthal?
Mmmmm!
As a drum instructor, I mainly listen to the music for the vocals
I prefer Phil Collins solo, 'cause its the only thing that calms me down after I murder someone...
The Oscars failed us by not saving Jazz, mmmmm!
Ryan Gosling is my waifu ^^
[A tiny fox]
I just wanna bang on teh drums
All day and all night
Just like my hero, Willie Nelson
Who is Nu-Metal
Yes.
[Bubba Billy-Bob]
I preferred Johnny Cash when he was *true* Country
Not this God damn hippie, dippie, Rock 'n Roll bullshit!
[satans_hestkuk69]
Anything with a breakdown ain't *real* Metal, damn it!
Looking at you, Black Sabbath!
[Jazzhole, but wearing thick rimmed glasses and a fedora]
The lo-fi production really makes the song's message
Of "boy wants to fuck girl" sound so much more mature
So sophisticated
I feel Trap production reached its peak with Ariana Grande, mmmmm!
[Jazzhole vanilla]
Jazz Fusion? More like jazz losin', am I right?
(Disgustingly smug laughter)
Bebop is the actual bop, it slaps!
[A tiny fox]
(Scatting)
RAAAAWRG!
*Cough* excuse me...
[Jazzhole pretending to be older than actual age]
Chicago only gets better with age
The less notes you play, the better you are
Unless you're a *Rock* musician, yuck!
Millennials ruined *real* music
Like Starland Vocal Band
[Bubba Billy-Bob]
Lil' Nas X *ruined* Country!
We need to bring back *real* Country, like Georgia Florida Line!
[satans_hestkuk69]
Everything I don't like is Nu-Metal, therefor bad!
[A tiny fox]
Everything I like is Nu-Metal, therefor good!
[Jazzhole]
Genres are so important, so I can avoid music like:
Scenecore, and
Posercore, and
Millennialcore
[satans_hestkuk69]
I used to listen to Mayhem
But then I saw they had a shirt at Hot Topic
Now I can't listen to them anymore...
[Jazzhole wearing a Morrissey shirt]
It's not that I'm racist!
It's that I prefer Blue-Eyed Soul over the *regular* Soul
[satans_hestkuk69 ironically also wearing a Morrissey shirt]
It's not *real* Metal if *girls* and *gays* like it!
[satans_hestkuk69's dad, Bubba Billy-Bob wearing a Ted Nugent shirt]
A relatable macho image is more important than the music!
[A tiny concerned fox]
'The fuck are you guys on about!?
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[Verse 1]
And girl
You know you're the one and you know it's been fun
You're my world (you're my world)
Tonight
You know I can't lie, when I have you right here by my side
I love it
Baby, you know I couldn't make it
Without you
Believe me, this love is more than maybe
I know you're not letting me go
[Chorus 1]
I love it
The way that it feels when we lie awake talking about it
I love you to death and it's time we do something about it
I already know that you won't let me go 'cause I
Gave you everything
[Drop]
Time to drop the act
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[Verse 2]
And now
I never can leave 'cause forever Ill be
Your vessel (Your vessel)
And now I'm losing my soul and I'm losing control of myself
I love it
Baby, you gave me all I wanted, and then some
And now I would kill in your name, babe
'Cause now I have no other choice
[Chorus 2]
I love it
The way that the voices inside of my head talk about it
I love you to death and it's time we do something about it
I already know that you've taken my soul 'cause I
Gave you everything
[Drop]
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[Breakdown]
Never let go of me
I am your property
You are my power just as long as you're corrupting me
I am your vessel now
This is my solemn vow
I am your sacrifice, my love, my soul I now endow
Never let go of me
My flesh your property
I rot now in decay as long as you're corrupting me
I am your vessel now
This is my solemn vow
I am your sacrifice, my blood, my soul I now endow
[Outro]
I love it
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10. |
127 Inches of MIDI Dick
03:44
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We are more than just our bodies
We are people with experiences, knowledge, emotions and wisdom
Our lives will not be reduced to a morbid fascination with our anatomy
Your curiosity is not more important than our lives and dignity
We are under no obligation to share our medical history with you
Nor information about our bodies and our personal life
Your inquiries are not allyship when it dehumanizes us
When it distracts from our struggles and our souls
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
When all you focus on is our genitalia
You’re being a real dick!
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Nom yummy
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12. |
MMXIX vs. MMXX
03:26
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13. |
Prologue
00:15
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