There Is a Time and Place for Everything, So It’s Time for an Amputation

by Negative Øhio

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1.	I'd Like to Make Myself Believe That Fireflies Don't Eat Human Eyeballs, But Deep Inside I Know It's True 00:09	lyrics	buy track
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2.	The Physics of Toe Stubbing and Shake It Till You Make It 00:09	lyrics	buy track
Kick a golf ball in your bare feet Hang toenail flying off with blood forming beneath But the golf ball flies into the hole Everyone thinks you're as happy as can be As you scream in agony
3.	Chicken: You Bloody Ripper 00:13	lyrics	buy track
Newborn chicks go through the machine Bones and guts scraped apart Comes out as yummy treats Time for some nuggets for dinner!
4.	Recreational Roadkill 00:14	lyrics	buy track
I just invented a new car game It’s like Punch Buggy Instead of punching your sibling High score for pedestrian casualties 5 stars and a death warrant That’s the life of a rock star Original idea, do not steal
5.	We Can't Have a Nice, Juicy Murder Every Time 00:05	lyrics	buy track
We’ve been informed if we only write songs about murder We’d be labeled as “Deathgrind” on some websites That’s silly, we’re an Alternative act
6.	Septic Organ Failure (Eat Shit and Die) 00:18	lyrics	buy track
I don’t believe in modern medicine It makes more sense with natural remedies My scat and piss is organically sourced Consume my waste to gain great health Who needs vaccines when you can harvest your hemorrhoids? Delicious homegrown meal from nature’s sewer Why does my stomach feel weird? Why does nobody return my calls? Why, won’t you please come over for dinner tonight?
7.	I’m Like the Rest of the Rabbit After They Cut Off Its Lucky Foot 00:03	lyrics	buy track
Fuck, they done cut off my foot! Today’s just not my lucky day!
8.	Gorge Washington 00:12	lyrics	buy track
(Eat the rich) Splinter your teeth with splintered wood Molars ripped out slowly one by one Cherry tree remnants planted in your gums Smile for the camera, your grin is rotten Termites crawl out from your mouth as you speak No surprises there!
9.	Flesh-Colored Jawbone 00:10	lyrics	buy track
Dear Reader’s Digest: What’s it mean when your jaw is the same color as your flesh? Also why am I able to see the flesh of my own jaw? Is that bad? Sincerely, your biggest fan
10.	Jockstrap Rot 00:17	lyrics	buy track
(But size is secondary to the colors and shapes of the rocky formations jotting up) There once was a man who never changed his undies His cock grew a shroom and his scrotum smelled like gloom And his ass grew another cheek on it The cause of the problem was plain to see: Uranium rod shoved up where he would otherwise pee That was a poor decision indeed
11.	It's Time for Allen's Woody to Say Timber (Cut His Dick Off) 00:02	lyrics	buy track
The pedo’s gotta die
12.	I Was Punched in the Face by a Man Now Dead (Thank You) 00:10	lyrics	buy track
A man punched me in the face Three hours later, he died Moral of the story: Don’t punch my face My skull splinters easily and its pieces are sharp
13.	The Lawsuits Will Write Themselves (Everything’s Gonna Be Fine) 00:07	lyrics	buy track
Let’s bring the class to the slaughterhouse for a trip Free meat for everybody
14.	Lazer Chainsaw Genocide 00:09	lyrics	buy track
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Whoosh!
15.	Let's Crack Open an Ice Cold Skull 00:26	lyrics	buy track
Fill your nose with liquid nitrogen Brain freeze has become more than just an inconvenience Snot turns to icicles, scrapes your sinus Time to end your misery with a ice pick to your head Now that’s what I call a cold one
16.	Look at All These Orphans I Made 00:07	lyrics	buy track
People told me its wrong to kill children Ergo, it must be okay to murder adults So I did
17.	Meanwhile at the Graveyard Cemetery 00:16		buy track
18.	Once a Goat Tastes Human Flesh, It Changes the Relationship 00:09	lyrics	buy track
Goat marriage is bad, actually Ewwwww!
19.	Pain Diarrhea 00:21	lyrics	buy track
Consumed tons of lightbulbs They have to come out sometime Glass rains down into the bowl My ass shattered like a dying light Copper wire lines my lower intestine now Lights up my day whenever I eat
20.	The Poor Kid is Going to Suffer from a Military Industrial Complex 00:25	lyrics	buy track
(You the citizenry of America constitute the first line of industrial defense) When I grow up I want to be a soldier I want to see the world, gain opportunities Bash some skulls, shoot some guns Kill by the order of someone without empathy Indulge in my xenophobia and blind hatred That way I get a cheaper college degree Hoorah!
21.	NO FLESH ZONE 00:08	lyrics	buy track
SHED YOUR SKIN! SHED YOUR SKIN! SHED YOUR SKIN! SHED YOUR SKIN! (NO GORE, NO BLOOD, NO SERVICE)
22.	Santa Doesn’t Visit the Funeral Home, Little Fella 00:08	lyrics	buy track
(Accept the termination of life as a physical end) There is no funeral service on the North Pole So where do the elves go when they die? Makes you think
23.	Skin Mustache 00:14	lyrics	buy track
Bulging upper lip Botox botched beyond repair Fleshy towers run up into your nose Breathing becomes an impossibility What a dapper way to die
24.	Pain: She's Like an Old Friend (Note to Self: Need New Friend) 00:08	lyrics	buy track
My feet are in agony I demand Billund be trialed at the Hague Right now, this instant!
25.	Some People Say to Never Skip Meals. Others Say to Never Skip Leg Day. I Say How About Not Skipping Both and Eating a Leg? 00:10	lyrics	buy track
Om nom nom leg meat
26.	Waterboarding School 00:30	lyrics	buy track
For the love of God Shut down Guantanamo already!

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A release of some sort of short bursts of grinding noise to ruin your day

Warning: Very disturbing lyrics

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released January 6, 2023

Written, performed, produced, designed, brutalized and inflicted by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

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