[Jazzhole]
No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
You're playing so fast and playing so many notes
It's about the notes you *don't* play, mmmmm!
[A tiny fox]
Miles Davis is Nu-Metal!
[Jazzhole]
I believe Buddy Rich would have been a better drummer if he played LESS notes, mmmmm!
The only *real* band in the world is Toto
Have you not heard 'Africa'?
It's the best song, because its literally the only song I know
Mmmmm, you have distortion on your guitar?
What are you, a neanderthal?
Mmmmm!
As a drum instructor, I mainly listen to the music for the vocals
I prefer Phil Collins solo, 'cause its the only thing that calms me down after I murder someone...
The Oscars failed us by not saving Jazz, mmmmm!
Ryan Gosling is my waifu ^^
[A tiny fox]
I just wanna bang on teh drums
All day and all night
Just like my hero, Willie Nelson
Who is Nu-Metal
Yes.
[Bubba Billy-Bob]
I preferred Johnny Cash when he was *true* Country
Not this God damn hippie, dippie, Rock 'n Roll bullshit!
[satans_hestkuk69]
Anything with a breakdown ain't *real* Metal, damn it!
Looking at you, Black Sabbath!
[Jazzhole, but wearing thick rimmed glasses and a fedora]
The lo-fi production really makes the song's message
Of "boy wants to fuck girl" sound so much more mature
So sophisticated
I feel Trap production reached its peak with Ariana Grande, mmmmm!
[Jazzhole vanilla]
Jazz Fusion? More like jazz losin', am I right?
(Disgustingly smug laughter)
The New York noise band's latest lurches like a demented funhouse ride, its explosive peaks bursting out giddily and unexpectedly. Bandcamp Album of the Day Feb 11, 2022
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