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Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown (Sweat Cake Mix)

from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner! by Negative Øhio

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lyrics

[Intro]
Whoo-ee!
(Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow!) Whoo-ee, whoo-ee!
Dog, diggity doo, dee doo, ooh hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah!
Ow, my feet
Ah! (Ah)

[Sample 0]
Just cum ;)

[Sample 1]
Built for helpful comfort
(Stay under the blanket)

[Sample 2]
We have on sale:
A 100% real imitation mahogany mattress

[Sample 3]
What would you do if your bed was too short
And your bepis refused to stay under the blanket?

Well, I'd buy me a mattress long enough for all of me to stay in bed
And have wood build up a six inches longer than regular
For 6.21€ of extra cost

Well I have a lot of extra money

Oh ho, you make it so easy for me!
Just cum ;)

[Sample 4]
It's all yours for 500 bucks
That's 500 shotgun shells

[Sample 5]
It's all yours, my friend!

[Sample 6]
Imitation mahogany mattress
It's all yours for 500 bucks
That's 500 shotgun shells

[Sample 7]
Well I'll be
Are you preparing baked calves for breakfast? ;)

credits

from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner!, released September 23, 2022
Created and performed by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

Samples old uncopyrighted infomercials

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