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from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner! by Negative Øhio

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  • USB Flash Drive + Digital Album

    A USB stick with the full double album and tons of bonus material in a custom home-made matchstick bed. Each one is unique, let us know what kind of design you have in mind for yours!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner! via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics

Are you looking for trouble?
Because if so you're in the wrong place, pardner
But if you're looking for a mattress
With 100% comfort guaranteed at an affordable rate...

YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!
WELCOME TO CUDDLE COUNTRY, PARDNER!
WE HAVE ON SALE:
A 100% REAL IMITATION MAHOGANY MATTRESS
ALL YOURS FOR 500 BUCKS
THAT'S 500 SHOTGUN SHELLS!

(Wow!
I just happen to have exactly that many shotgun shells
In my pants pockets!)

IT'S ALL YOURS MY FRIEND!

(Wow!)

-Six Hours Later-

Aah, this is so comfortable
I wonder what kind of strange, wonderful dreams I'll have
Sleeping on this mattress

ZzzZzzZzzZzz

credits

from Welcome to Cuddle Country, Pardner!, released September 23, 2022
Created and performed by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

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