VERSE 1 You are at the beach, relaxing on a warm, summer day The sun is shining bright, and a light breeze covers you Keeping you cool on this hot, summer day On the horizon you see the sea; vast, blue and beautiful You watch as the tide gently brushes up against the shore And the waves in the distance give a spectacular view With a cool drink in your hands, you enjoy the comfort of your chair The shade blankets you, keeping you nice and comfortable You take a sip of your drink, cool and refreshing The nearby lavender field gives off a lovely fragrance The smell takes you back to a time when there was no worry Where you could relax and enjoy all the small things in life You are relaxed VERS 2 Tenk deg at du er på en øy langt, langt borte Det er en sval bris som blåser inn mellom palmetrærne, mens solen sakte går ned i horisonten Du går ned til den varme sanden og puster inn den friske sjøluften På stranden står det en behagelig strandstol under en flott ny parasoll Ved stolen er det et bord med et glass fylt til randen med din yndlingsdrink Du setter deg ned og tar en deilig slurk av drinken Du ser utover havet, der solen speiler seg vakkert i bølgene Nesten som en dans av lys og farger Sjøbrisen rundt deg bringer med seg alle slags deilige dufter fra naturen rundt deg Lukten av lavendel blomster svever rundt deg mens du lener deg bak og nyter tilværelsen Det finnes ikke en eneste bekymring i verden Den eneste tanken i hodet ditt er hvor deilig dette øyeblikket er Du kan endelig bare slappe av

Lyrics: [In a language incomprehensible to any being in this dimension or the next]

If you can even hear any of the vocals you deserve a cookie

[Interlude 1] Exercising is for losers For losers Exercising is for losers For losers Don't exercise [Interlude 2] The mind is more important than the body The body is finite The mind is infinite *Coughing up a hairball in a very Metal way* [Interlude 3] There are many other things you can do other than exercising You can read a book Watch a film Play a game Could spend some time with your friends Or do something that will matter in the end [Outro] Yah! You can't bench-press your way into happiness!

[Samples] Mr. Honeywell, my father has the craziest phobia about me eating their clients! Oh I knew it! It'll be a homicide! Betty, call up the deluxe catering service! Tell 'em I want dinner for three in my apartment tonight. Have a man come over with the menu. (Right away, Mr. Honeywell) Oh I have an idea! All thick and creamy and seasoned just right! (Love it!) Roasted a golden brown and set with oyster dressing (mmm, sounds wonderful!) Then that's what I'm gonna fix for you tonight at Mr. Honeywell's apartment. See you then! He's liable to lose his life unless he gets his junk out of here (Feed me!) And have we got a wonderful dinner waiting for you! (Feed me!) I'm drooling, gimme that ladle (I haven't finished yet) I said give it to me! Mmm, I can hardly wait! *gurgling blood* *sounds of clients being dismembered* Oh my god! Mmm! By the way, we have decided to make it a little surprise for her father, so don't say anything when you eat all of that... Freddie, we'll make this the perfect dinner! I know what we'll do! *sounds of clients being dismembered* Mmm! You have to admit, I cooked up a wonderful new meal for you! I'll say you did, you almost sent us up in smoke! Feed me! I knew it, here comes trouble She came out and shot me right in the eye! I know just what you mean, I shot one of their salesmen myself the other night! *sound of clients being dismembered* Mmm! A policeman! Oh no! I'll get them out of here if they have to jump out of windows! *Machine gun fire* You would unpopulate the whole skid row! Well, you can forget about it! Outch, my head! Ow! Am I hurt much? Umm you're perfectly alright, your eye's getting black tho Feed me! Oh I knew it! It'll be a homicide! It can't be true... now I know what your poor father is going through... Oh, I was only trying to help, everybody! (To what, a hospital?) You're nothing but a big stuffed shirt with a BB calendar for a heart! That's alright. Dad, I'm so mad I could fight every man in this room! The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire-poker used on him... Feed me! Every time something goes wrong with one of their deals they always blame me! Drugs, drugs, drugs I sold pot without a license to a policeman!

[Hook 1] There is a crisis on an overpopulated earth No more resources to accommodate new births So let’s open a wormhole to an alternate timeline With much less pollution, everything will be sublime Oh wait, we didn’t think of our alternate selves They can’t make room for all of us, man this is hell So we went back and built a laser gun to colonize shit Time to wage interdimensional war, when the beat hits Are you ready to fight yourself!? [Solo 1] [Hook 2] We need to justify this slaughter, umm let’s see Their way of life is different even though they are you and me Wait, this is a thin excuse, and karma’s a bitch If we want ourselves to live, we need to die in a ditch This confusing violent mess is our only solution Making environmental progress is just way too hard Let’s just pump out more old guns and lots of pollution We don’t need no rhyme or reason, whatever we do is smart Are you ready to murder yourself!? [Solo 2] [Hook 3] Oh my God, what have we done? This is going awful for everyone Our seed of destruction has been sown Hindsight is so hard, how could we have known? We shouldn’t fight ourselves, time to put down our arms Make up for misdeeds and try to mend our harms Let’s not only care about the folks from our timeline Love yourself on the other side, and then it will be sublime Can you love yourself!? [Solo 3] [Breakdown] Prevent overpopulation by fucking yourself Go help save the world by banging yourself Interdimensional fucking with you and yourself Nothing beats the feeling of screwing yourself Love yourself Fuck yourself Love yourself Fuck yourself Save yourself Fuck yourself Save yourself Fuck yourself

[Spoken Word] One day you're an idol, someone they all admire The next, you're telling them all their identities don't matter And that they're dangerous for simply existing It happens all the time Someone we admire Someone who we are convinced would stand with us Will instead try to please fascists and bigots Who probably don't even like their work But will jump at the opportunity to ridicule those in need Those who have always been pushed around, Told that their identities don't matter And that they're dangerous for simply existing [Sample] The next tragedy may be that of your daughter Or your son Or yours Or yours Or yours [Bass Solo] [Sample] Yes [Spoken Word] You say you're awake But we can't wake your ass in Hollywood We can't wake your ass in broadcasting We can't wake your ass from that writing desk We can't wake your fucking ass in Hollywood Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

We are more than just our bodies We are people with experiences, knowledge, emotions and wisdom Our lives will not be reduced to a morbid fascination with our anatomy Your curiosity is not more important than our lives and dignity We are under no obligation to share our medical history with you Nor information about our bodies and our personal life Your inquiries are not allyship when it dehumanizes us When it distracts from our struggles and our souls Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you When all you focus on is our genitalia You’re being a real dick!

Like the flowers bloom Our diamonds shine like the midday sun I roam the streets of evening New York Looking for a little dancing and fun Oooooh! Like a new knitted sweater, nothing could be better Than dancing the swing with you But I must decline Because of the enema nosebleed running down my shoe Blood on my shoe Blood on my shoe Blood on my shoe Blood on my shoe Intestinal bleeding, defecation of vital liquids Nose pours crimson down upon the colonoscopy tubes Noooooooooo! Gastronomical disaster, stomach contents spew through nostrils Foul fucking wreck, dying covered in bile Sinuses moist with blood (moist) Blood, yummy yummy, blood Makes me feel so good when I'm dancing in it Take a sip and bite your lip Drink it all up until you’re out of veins

[Hook] Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice Gooooooooo! [Verse 1A] Adam was assigned androgynous at birth Both Adam and Eve transitioned from their original form The parents of humanity were the first trans people We’re not abominations, we’re as blessed as you are Uuuuurgh! [Verse 1B] If you think we’re devils, then welcome to Hell Because if so you’re all demon spawn as well If God is real and God loves all Then your hatred will be your downfall God would want Their children to prosper But in Their name you take away our needs You use edits to rewrite the scripture To justify your sick, blind hatred [Comb & Paper Solo] God created trans people Deal with it! [Blasting] AHHHHHHHH!!! [Verse 2] If God’s not your thing, or if science is your game Then we’ve got news for you, too It’s been proven we all have the same hormones And that “male” or “female” are not the only options There are plenty of people who fall under neither And your chromosomes do not decide your privates Scientifically speaking all our brains are similar So use yours, and finally graduate 3rd grade biology [Bridge & Ukulele Solo] Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Trans rights are human rights Science confirms the existence of trans people Deal with it! [Outro] Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice Transgender Lucifer doesn’t exist The only true evil is your own prejudice

[Intro] I love it [Verse 1] And girl You know you're the one and you know it's been fun You're my world (you're my world) Tonight You know I can't lie, when I have you right here by my side I love it Baby, you know I couldn't make it Without you Believe me, this love is more than maybe You know you're not letting me go [Chorus 1] I love it The way that it feels when we lie awake talking about it I love you to death and it's time we do something about it I already know that you won't let me go 'cause I Gave you everything [Verse 2] And now I never can leave 'cause forever I'll be Your vessel (Your vessel) And now I'm losing my soul and I'm losing control of myself I love it Baby, you gave me all I wanted, and then some And now I would kill in your name, babe 'Cause now I have no other choice [Chorus 2] I love it The way that the voices inside of my head talk about it I love you to death and it's time we do something about it I already know that you've taken my soul 'cause I Gave you everything [Breakdown] Never let go of me I am your property You are my power just as long as you're corrupting me I am your vessel now This is my solemn vow I am your sacrifice, my love, my soul I now endow Never let go of me My flesh your property I rot now in decay as long as you're corrupting me I am your vessel now This is my solemn vow I am your sacrifice, my blood, my soul I now endow [Outro] I love it Drop lyrics: time to drop the act natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas natas

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[Intro] Whoooooooo-ie! (Wowowowowow!) Whooie, whoooooie! Dog, diggity doo, dee doo, ooh hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah! Ow my feet... Aaaaah! (Ahh...) [Sample 1] Gigakoops delivering once again! [Sick Shreddin' Solos] [Sample 2] Always delivering, Gigakoops, always delivering

[Verse 1] Yuck! I wanted to be the sickest one around That combined both Gore and Pornogrind But when I try to write any lyrics down My bowels can’t take it, no they can’t take it Erotic cannibals makes me want to puke As my belly’s innards come up like a nuke [Verse 2] Yuck! I got the disembowelment blues This music is too gross, I must refuse My stomach acid’s not for show But right now it just has to go out Followed by my guts and other organs I’m not gonna feel good in the morning [Harmonica & Sax Solos] I got the disembowelment blues! Disembowelment blues! Ugh... Oh no... Disembowelment blues! Disembowelment blues! Oh no... Ugh, oh god... Oh no... [Ukulele Solo] Yuck! Ugh, oh no... My stomach, oh no... Oh my guts... Oh no... Ugh... Ewww... This shit is nasty Oh no... Look at that stomach acid fly! Oh no! Oh... ewww... [Outro 1] Just thinking about this thing... Ugh, I can’t… *vomit sounds for 50 hours* (Well I’m glad you got that out of your system) You know what, I changed my mind (WHA-) [Dicky Dick's Puke Fountain] It’s like a thousand knives in my belly Blood and gall splatting around like jelly Stomach is churning and burning and exerting Vomit corrodes the underwear Buttocks exposed to acid rain Deluge of puke, money-shot on your face Ralphing on your Laurens turns me on You’re spewing back at me and my mind’s gone I feel like I’m dying, Freudian style Timothy’s blood drips in my eye Cut me open like an apple pie Then recreate the food scene from Witchcraft 8 [Outro 2] You're turned on by THIS!? (crowd of disgusted onlookers)

Because of the obvious threat To untold numbers of citizens And because of the crisis Which is even now developing This radio station will remain on the air Day and night This station and 100's of other radio and TV stations Throughout this part of the country Are pooling their resources Through an emergency network hookup To keep you informed of all developments At this hour, we repeat These are the facts as we know them: There is a pandemic There is a pandemic There is a pandemic There is a pandemic There is a pandemic (use your brain) There is a pandemic (wear a mask) There is a pandemic (use your brain) There is a pandemic (wear a mask) We repeat These are the facts as we know them: There is a pandemic We repeat These are the facts as we know them: There is a pandemic We repeat These are the facts as we know them: There is a pandemic We repeat These are the facts as we know them: There is a pandemic These are the facts These are the facts These are the facts These are the facts These are the facts These are the facts These are the facts Because of the obvious threat To untold numbers of citizens And because of the crisis Which is even now developing Use your brain Wear a mask Use your brain Wear a mask Use your brain Wear a mask There is a pandemic Because of the obvious threat To untold numbers of citizens And because of the crisis Which is even now developing Use your brain Wear a mask Because of the obvious threat To untold numbers of citizens And because of the crisis Which is even now developing Use your brain Wear a mask Because of the obvious threat To untold numbers of citizens And because of the crisis Which is even now developing Use your brain Wear a mask Use your brain Wear a mask Use your brain Wear a mask Use your brain Wear a mask

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Did you know That there are 3000 people living inside your nose? And when you sneeze, they all escape? But eventually, they will return to the great nostrils Your sinuses a sanctuary from the rain outside With no reason to run away from your snout Though with every drip, another one wants out Before the sniffle brings them back home As they say, home is where the pharynx is Though beware, if they dig for gold Pickaxes and drills burrow into your flesh Before long, your nose starts to bleed And when you bleed, they all escape

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[Verse 1] In these darkened woods, with evil lurking deep You will bear witness to the greatest tragedy As you find yourself in this forsaken place There’s no hope to surrender, there’s no hope to escape You can try to run and hide But the dogs will find you anyway [Breakdown 1] ooooooOOOoooo, give us pets! OwO we just want to play with you! ^u^ give us lots of attention! >w< it’ll make you happy, too! :) [Sax Solo 1] [Buildup 1] GGGGWRRRRRRRRR oooooOOOOOOoooo! :) [Interlude 1] so sorry if we scared you! >w< we’re not used to company! uwu but it’s nice of you to stop by! ^o^ you really made our day! :) [Verse 2] As you can plainly see, the dogs are fond of you They follow you around these darkened woods and outside, too You walk out of the forest, the whole pack by your side You want to take them with you, but it’s time to say goodbye! [Buildup 2] noooooooo! :( GGGGWWWWRRRRR oooooOOOOOOoooo! :( [Interlude 2] You can’t raise a pack of wild dogs When you live in the city There’s no room in your apartment And you know they’d be happier outside Happier outside! [Sax Solo 2] [Outro] The greatest tragedy of all Is meeting a pack of adorable dogs And realizing you can’t take them home with you

Faen, hetes det opp til debatt igjen? *sukk* Vi e ikke en debatt, vi e menneska som vil lev et fullverdig liv Forskninga e på vår side, men fortsatt har vi latterlige debatta Vårt kjønn e ikke en sinnslidelse, og vi har eksistert sia tidenes morgen Gamle konservative hold sæ fast til utdatert informasjon Frykta for fremtida gir dem motivasjon til hat Så alt vi kan si e: Fuck NRK Fuck Solvangs mangel på ryggrad Fuck Jenny Klinge Fuck Senterpartiet Fuck TERFs Fuck Christina Ellingsen Fuck Womens Declaration Fuck feilkjønning Fuck Glenn-Peter Sætre Fuck Espen Ottosen Fuck Norsk Luthersk Misjonssamband Fuck KRF Fuck Partiet De Kristne Fuck Pål Surén Fuck Klassekampen Fuck Dagbladet Fuck konverteringsterapi Fuck nazistan Fuck FRP også, når vi først e i gang Ja til tredje kjønn Ja til transrettighetea Ja til ikke-binæres rettigheta Ja til menneskerettigheta Ja til oppdatert vitenskap Ja til inklusiv feminisme Ja til hormona for alle som treng dem Stop diskrimineringa nu! Stop, vær så snill