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The BMI Bandit vs. The Yoga Warrior for Omnivore of the Year

from The Singles: 2018​-​2022 by Negative Øhio

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Instruments used:
Treadmill
Pull-Down Machine
Gym Ball
Exercise Bike
Ukulele
Bass
Voice
Screams
MIDI Drums

lyrics

[Interlude 1]
Exercising is for losers
For losers
Exercising is for losers
For losers
Don't exercise

[Interlude 2]
The mind is more important than the body
The body is finite
The mind is infinite
*Coughing up a hairball in a very Metal way*

[Interlude 3]
There are many other things you can do other than exercising
You can read a book
Watch a film
Play a game
Could spend some time with your friends
Or do something that will matter in the end

[Outro]
Yah!
You can't bench-press your way into happiness!

credits

from The Singles: 2018​-​2022, track released April 15, 2019
All sounds created by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre

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